Oh, Tannenbaum!
Posted on Wednesday, December 19, 2007 ( Holidayology | Christmas | Cora )

Crystal and I have been working on a Christmas card and/or Christmas letter to send out this year. We sent a card two years ago which, as our first year at Hemp Farms, was basically a picture of our house along with our new contact information (address, phone, etc.) I spent some time putting it together, but it was quite impersonal.

Last year, rather than repeat our previous inadequacy, we simply didn't send anything. In hindsight, that may not have been the best approach, but it did save us a lot of time! And really, no one wants to see a picture of me - and Crystal felt weird about the idea of sending a card with just her on it.

This year, however, has been a very big one for us. We've hit a couple milestones and we really feel like we're starting to "settle" (a nice way of saying we're getting old.) As such, we both had a strong sense that we should send a nice card and letter. So I sat down with Photoshop for a few hours while little miss Cora was napping and knocked out a custom-made Christmas Card with a few pictures we had taken last week by Picture People (whom I do not recommend) at Washington Square. I borrowed layout and color-scheme ideas from a designer I found via Google, then scanned and manipulated the "professional" pictures until they were just barely good enough. In the end, I actually think it turned out pretty well. As I type this, the cards are being printed by Costco for Crystal to pick up.

Christmas Card 2007
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So if we know you, and depending on how much we like you, it's reasonable to expect you will be receiving a printed version of this card in the mail soon. In addition to the card we are also including (for the same low price!) a letter which you can read to warm your heart, and then toss in the fire to warm your body.

For anyone who does not receive a hardcopy or perhaps (like me) prefers to read things on a computer screen, here is a link to the letter in PDF form. Hope you enjoy.

And in case you don't hear from me again before the 25th... Please have a very merry Christmas!

Toddlers to televisions
Posted on Monday, October 15, 2007 ( Pedology | Cora | Technology )

A while back I wrote about how we wound up with a brand new John Deere riding mower. That was an example of how certain big purchase decisions work out between Crystal and I wherein she expresses her disapproval and I proceed regardless. However, there is another (less contentious) sequence of interactions that also occasionally leads us to major purchases - and I'm going to reveal it now.

Our daughter, Cora, is getting older. I know we all are, but at eight months old her changes with age areKid chewing cord considerably more pronounced than ours. For instance, she now has three bottom teeth (central incisors P and O and lateral incisor N) and just pushed out two top teeth (central incisors E and F) in the last week. She's also sitting up on her own, standing up while supporting herself (tables, etc), and most importantly for this discussion, getting very close to crawling. It's not unheard of for babies to crawl as early as six months, but on average it comes around nine or ten months. Armed with this knowledge, we knew it was time to start baby-proofing the house.

It's actually not that difficult to make a typical house safe for a toddler. Sure, they grab, pull and chew on anything they can reach, but they are extremely short people with very little jumping ability (like an Ewok, but with less fur and better English.) The difficult areas tend to be ones we often overlook, such as the living room entertainment center / TV stand. There's pretty solid empirical evidence that most people forget about the TV issue. To demonstrate, take a walk through your local electronics store's home theater area. Pay attention and you'll notice that the vast majority of current TV stands are completely open: front, back, and sides.

Our entertainment center wasn't bad, except that because the side shelves (behind glass) were too narrow to hold all of our components, we had to keep the larger ones on the bottom. The doors on the bottom were solid wood, which infrared (IR) remote controls do not appreciate. To address that, I had to remove the doors exposing the receiver and DVD player at floor level - just begging to be messed with by a tiny person.

Would it be that horrible if Cora messed up the sound on our TV? Probably not. But it would definitely be annoying and occasionally frustrating enough that we would get mad at her. Plus there existed the slight possibility that she could pull something out or onto her and cause injury. Why risk it?

The moment I realized Crystal and I both wanted a new entertainment center, my mind went into overdrive. Logically, we would have to choose one appropriately sized for our television. However, we also knew that our TV had been toying with death for months and was apparently operating on borrowed time. That meant we'd have to buy an entertainment center that not only fit well with our current TV, but would also work well with our next TV - a nearly impossible feat given recent changes in the home entertainment landscape. Once I consciously made this connection, I knew I had my silver bullet. It was the knight-in-shining-argument [sic] that would enable me to convince Crystal that, indeed, we would have to choose a new TV before we could choose a stand.

So we started shopping for both entertainment centers and TV's, and for several months made very little progress. Everything we liked was outside our fiscal comfort level and as I mentioned earlier, a good majority of the entertainment centers did not meet our standards for child resistance. I also really wanted to support our local A/V dealer, which limited us a bit (but not too badly as Dennis has a great store and their new showroom is outstanding.)

Then one day Crystal noticed an ad from Best Buy for interest-free financing for two years on anything we purchased if it included a TV for $999 or above. We decided to visit the closest store and when we did, we noticed this stand which is beautiful and met all of our requirements. Except one, of course ... price. After some wavering and a full day's research to select the right TV, we eventually went back to the store to make our purchase. A lot of money was spent committed that evening - I'm sure far more than either of us ever imagined spending on home entertainment. But we also got some great deals and exactly what we wanted.

The maxim I'm trying to convey is that had we not been shopping for entertainment centers to keep Cora's cute little hands in check, there is no way I could have successfully argued for a high-end television to replace our existing bottom-end model. Of course, that doesn't mean we wouldn't have wound up with one - but this route was a great deal more pleasant for everyone involved.

Unto us a child is born
Posted on Monday, March 26, 2007 ( Pedology | Cora )

For anyone who knows me at all, this should not be a surprise - we've done our best to notify everyone in the living world of the event. But I suppose it is possible that someone has been engaged in a carefully crafted plan to avoid contact with us at all costs and therefore was otherwise unaware of our wonderful news. That news being .. We had a baby!

Cora Marie Hempel is, according to my horrible math, about six months old (I said it was bad...); born February 18, 2007 at 7:09am in Tualatin, Oregon. She is a tremendous blessing in our lives and an addition we have been anxiously awaiting for the duration of our (also blessed) five year marriage.

Cute


She is, as most women do, quickly learning how to manipulate her father to get whatever she wants. Just this week she nearly convinced me to buy her a new car. Had her mother not stepped in - who knows what may have come to pass.

The point of this post is in part to share the news with those who hadn't heard but also to inform you, my esteemed readers, that relatively frequent updates on little Miss Cora's development and family unit integration progress should be expected. I presume most will find her far more interesting than they find me. Don't worry - I do too.

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